Things that make us go hmm...
During my young days back at collage, a group of us hung a quote board up on our dorm room door. Anytime someone said smoething amusing or stupid it was added to the list. Over the course of the 5 years (yea yea, didn't get it done in 4) there the board was filled and replaced several times over. In an attempt to recapture my lost youth I have decided to start up an internet quote board, that way the stupid things people say can be shared with millions of people!
1.) "Fill up the hole man" - Wrath 09/04/2005
2.) "He's got nothing in his pants" - Gaians 09/04/2005
3.) "Do you have it available for me to suck it off?" - Riley M. 03/10/2006
4.) "Definitly when you put your finger in the hole you don't want it to be loose." - DarkBlade 05/28/2006
5.) "I love me some giraffe tongue." - Landmark 1998 ish
6.) "That's a great map of CLEAVE-land." - Gaians 1998 ish
7.) "beat it while sucking" - Nicks 1998 ish
8.) (Rob answered the phone at the apartment he shared with d3f1l3 and Pinky) "Pinky's Palace of Porn, how can I help you?"
"Oh I'm sorry he's not available, he's out spreading the business."
"Ok I'll tell him" (hangs up) "THAT WAS d3f1l3'S MOM!!!" - Rob
9.) "Weakly typed languages let one lie, which is powerful but not necessarily the best. It let's one almost get away with anything, until they are caught lying. It is for bad boys." - Annonymous
10.) "I was wrong, it's MORE fun than soap!" - Dopey D, 10/15/2012
And then here are a few fun quotes from non-friends.
1.) "The password will be: Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch" - Dildano, Barbarella
2.) "De-crucify the angel or I'll melt your face! " - Barbarella, Barbarella
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